By Karen McCool on Tuesday, 29 October 2024
Category: Oil

Heat Miser

8x8 oil on panel, black floater frame

The Heat Miser is who you'd get if former attorney general Bill Barr had red hair and a more congenial personality. Poor guy. Mother Nature (his mom) forced him to allow his brother to have a snow storm in the south. In the South! That's like that time my mom made me share my Halloween candy with my two brothers after they ate all of theirs. NOT FAIR! It's no wonder this guy was grumpy all the time.

Besides, everyone knows people in the south can't handle snow! They don't know a thing about stocking up on bread and milk. Let alone how to drive in it.

People in the south don't even expect snow! It's like how we, up north, don't expect to win college football playoffs … or get decent barbecue … or wear camouflage to a wedding. It just isn't done.